Wherefore Art Thou??

Yes it has to be someone's fault because we are all miserable here in the mitten and elsewhere.  My patience is running thin.  I already got my blood warmed up in Florida and it is thickening up again.  I have all my spring clothes clean and pretty soon they aren't going to fit with my eating to keep warm.  So furry creature, you look warm enough to me.  I don't need no more guff from you.  I just want spring. Pleeeeeeze!!!!!